My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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