So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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