Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
did you just send me my own nude
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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