I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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