Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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