i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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