there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
