Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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