Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
