last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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