So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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