awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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