he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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