I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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