Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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