so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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