yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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