Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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