Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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