no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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