We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm passing your future prison.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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