weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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