Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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