I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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