Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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