Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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