i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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