im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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