ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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