How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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