Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
im on a boat
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