i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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