I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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