just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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