Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We're too hungover to prance.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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