Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i barfeds in our rink
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
