absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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