OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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