? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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