i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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