i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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