in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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