This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
