Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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