Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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