great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
try to milk me bitch
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
