Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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