your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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