Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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