Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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