OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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