batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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