so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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