It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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